What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

What were my 10 favorite great rock albums that were either forgotten or hardly known by the rock community at large during 1965-‘75?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Why is North Korea a jail?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

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